My Boyfriend.

So i've been away for wayyy too long. i know. And i have so many TV moments to catch up on (including GG of course!). Which pretty much sums up what i've been doing with my life lately...all my fall shows are back on and i'm in a total tizzy. lame, i know. but true. As to not pretend this is a TV blog (cause it's not!) here's a quick round-up, with notes of course:

Sundays are for Brothers & Sisters and Mad Men, of course! Thank God for DVR! I literally almost DIED at the end of last episode of Mad Men! SPOILER ALERT--what the HELL is my boyfriend Roger, the silver fox, doing? His heart belongs to JOAN!!

Mondays are for um, Gossip Girl, duh. Which, by the way, is getting crazy in EPIC porportions. Favorite moment for last episode? Hearing the words "Charlie Trout." I almost peepeed in my panties!!! hahaha. And umm, on that note. Can we just for one second talk about this:

um, O-face.

Tuesdays are for catching up on Californication, which I have to watch online, since I don't have Showtime. David Duchovony is a total sex freak..but i'm totally charmed by him in some sick twisted way. But my FAVE part of the show? This girl who plays his daughter on the show:


I can only WISH that I was as cool at her age.

Wednesdays are for Project Runway and Pushing Daisies. Two words: Kenley cracked.

Her last creation? Truuuuuuly heinous. I'm now pulling for Jerell. Although, in brighter news, I would like to elect Chuck from Pushing Daisies as the cuuuuuuuutest girl on the planet:

i mean, c'mon. you know you agree!

Thursdays are for Grey's Anatomy, which quite frankly has become a snoozefest. I fear for it, i really do. I'll keep watchin' though. Cause i'm that loyal.

Fridays and Saturdays are for going out. I'm not THAT lame guys. Ok, enough about TV.

GG from last night..

ok, for realz guys. what IS the uniform at this god-forsaken upper eastside school? does it consist of ANY white shirt, ANY black OR plaid skirt, and ANY tie or something resembling a tie around your neck in ANY fashion you prefer? i mean, just sayin.

and i stay true to my previous statement: blair consistently blows serena out of the water with her school (and otherwise) attire. i mean, can we all just observe this in all it's glory:

p.s. i was reading some shitty article in people about the wardrobe closet on set and i almost fell off my elyptical at the gym. serena has worn a pair of Ferragamo boots that were $65,000 on the show and at any given moment there are 200 headbands to top of blair's look! and that's just the tip of the extremely high-end fashion icerberg. at that, i am speechless.

GG recap! Episode 3

Ok, wow. Of course my anticipation for last night's episode was EPIC. Some thoughts..


1. this whole story line..SNORE. when is this horrible woman getting kicked to the curb? i can't stand the whole thing. nate as a gigolobitch? me no think so.


2. Even a high Chuck is a sexy Chuck.


3. oh chuck, please do this to me over and over and over? Preferably wearing that headband! Blair how could you resist him??


4. Well, i guess you couldn't. But guys, Chuck's REAL British accent was spoken!! Instant panty remover if you ask me. How could you want anything else after this?? Douchebag Beaton ruined the moment. DAMN him! I thought i was gonna get to see Chuck naked.

Ok, i've reached unhealthy limits of insanity.

GG recap! Episode 2

Umm, yeah. It will be my life's work to recreate this dress:

i was literally speechless over it's magnificence for the entirety of the remaining minutes of the show.

p.s. blair totes gets the better shiz to wear on that show than serena..sorry S, your clothes have been kind lame lately.

...and the whole duchess beaton as nate's hookup ho. Barf! she sucks. but how perfectly timed up was the santo gold song playing while B catches them? ahh, video editing bliss. josh schwartz...you're my hero.

**ADDENDUM**
i found the very dress!! and shooooocker is marc by marc jacobs! available at Neiman Marcus, on sale for $150 marked down from $450. i still think i will make my own for wayy less.